Vodka is bad for my legs

Man offers Vodka to woman

Man offers a drink to a woman at a party

Woman: No thanks, vodka is bad for my legs

Man: Legs? Strange! Do they pain or swell?

Woman: No, they spread

 

Toweling wet pussy

Keep your thoughts clean

A girl was toweling her wet pussy

She enjoyed it very much, started rubbing it vigorously

The pussy cried “meow” and ran away.

Always remember…

• Be kind to animals
• Keep your thoughts clean 🙂

Sex in Thailand

Sex in Thailand and a shocker

After a long sex, a tourist was relaxing on the bed with the girl in Thailand.
The girl was playing with his private parts.
The tourist asks the girl – Do you like it so much?
Girl: Ya, I miss mine after surgery

Fcuking laws of management – adults only

Note: This is an adult joke; please do not share with minors. Read this only if you are an adult. 

Three fcuking laws of management

Here’s there fcuking laws of management which is not thought in business schools.

Fcuking Law of Delivery

No matter how hard and fast you fcuk, the child is born only after 9 months.

Lesson learnt: Any type of pressure will not affect the delivery time.

I came here for the urine test

They cut my finger for the blood test

At the hospital gate, a boy was crying after giving blood test. A Sardar sees the boy…

Sardar: Why are you crying?
Boy: They cut my finger for the blood test.
Sardar: Oh God, I came for a urine test.

Are you still laughing? Well, this was a nice joke – what they will do for a urine test?

Imagine if somebody is going to a hospital for a test for the first time.

Harami Vs Chutya

Harami Vs Chutya – the strawberry flavor joke

Harami

A Harami is one who visits a medical store instead of an ice-cream parlor when his girlfriend says “I love strawberry flavor.”

Chutya

A Chutya is one who visits an ice-cream parlor instead of medical store when his girlfriend says “I love strawberry flavor.”