Innocence is bliss
Kid in English Class: “Me sleep with Dad last night.”
Teacher (correcting): No dear, I slept with Dad last night…
Kid: You might have come after I slept…
Teacher: 😦
The bride returns something to her father
The bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand
Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by the bride.
The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to divulge the secret and say something.
The father announced – “Ladies and Gentlemen, today is the luckiest day of my life.” Then he raises his hand and said…
“My daughter has finally returned my Credit Card to me!!
The whole audience burst into laughter except the groom…
Drunken husband messaging to his wife
Husband SMS to wife
Husband SMSs to wife: You are my darling; you are my soul, thank you for making my life wonderful and being part of my life. Whatever I am today is only because of you. You are my angel!
Wife replies: Are you done with drinking? Now stop messaging, shut your mouth and come home. Don’t be scared, I will not screw you. Just come home…
Husband: Thank you, I am outside. Please open the door…
In most of the households, this is the situation if not the conversation.
Vodka is bad for my legs
Man offers Vodka to woman
Man offers a drink to a woman at a party
Woman: No thanks, vodka is bad for my legs
Man: Legs? Strange! Do they pain or swell?
Woman: No, they spread
Toweling wet pussy
Keep your thoughts clean
A girl was toweling her wet pussy
She enjoyed it very much, started rubbing it vigorously
The pussy cried “meow” and ran away.
Always remember…
- Be kind to animals
- Keep your thoughts clean 🙂
Physical relationship with wife
Physical relationship with wife – an argument
A lawyer in a court argued that if physical relationship with wife without her consent is termed as rape, then shopping with husband’s money without his consent should be termed as robbery.
Imagine the Judge’s position
That was a nice joke. Well, if the husband lodges a complaint against his wife for shopping with his money without his consent, the judge can think about it.
Eleven Husband and Wife Jokes
Lock your wife and dog in a room
Put your wife in a room and lock it
Put your dog in another room and lock it…
Open both the rooms after 2-3 hours and watch who is happy to see you and who will bite you.
Sex in Thailand
Sex in Thailand and a shocker
After a long sex, a tourist was relaxing on the bed with the girl in Thailand.
The girl was playing with his private parts.
The tourist asks the girl – Do you like it so much?
Girl: Ya, I miss mine after surgery
Fcuking laws of management – adults only
Note: This is an adult joke; please do not share with minors. Read this only if you are an adult.
Three fcuking laws of management
Here’s there fcuking laws of management which is not thought in business schools.
Fcuking Law of Delivery
No matter how hard and fast you fcuk, the child is born only after 9 months.
Lesson learnt: Any type of pressure will not affect the delivery time. Continue reading
Chicken or Egg?
What came first? Chicken or Egg?
Answer: It was the groundnuts which came first and the beer came next. Then the eggs and later the chicken followed by two more bottles of beer and finally the bill.
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